Queen Kelly? As if.

16 Sep

Okay, people.

We have a date for the Glee return on TV3. And you don’t have to wait long. September 22nd is the date to mark in your calendar.

Among the things to look forward to in the new season:

The Britney Spears episode

Tina leaving Artie for Mike Chang… (pooooor Artie…he’s in a wheelchair for cryin’ out loud!)

More from Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth

Rumoured kiss between Brittany and Santana

Possible revelation of who Rachel’s gay dads are

It’s going to be amazing. I will more than likely be compelled to do weekly episode reviews with lots of *screeeeeeams* and *faints from sheer excitement* sorta stuff going on.

Just so you know…

Dya know who is wrecking my head lately? Kelly Osbourne. It’s great that she’s skinny now and all that, fair play to her. But she didn’t just change size.

She is playing this posh, la-dee-da, English rose to all who’ll listen. Kelly Osbourne was never one for being a fashion heroine when she was a bit younger, like. Does anyone remember her start in showbiz?? She’s the child of Ozzy frickin’ Osbourne! The girl is hardly Princess Caroline.

Kelly before:

Loud, annoying and kinda fat

Cursed more than Gordon Ramsay in a McDonalds kitchen

Got tattoos of skulls on her feet and died her hair purple

Fought with her brother Jack as though she were a toddler

Kelly now:

Skinny, Marchesa-gown-wearing, lady of the manor

English accent that could cut glass

Doing guest presenting spots on E! News alongside Giuliana Rancic

Acting like butter wouldn’t melt

Dating Chase Crawford (he’s totally only doing it for publicity – Kelly’s skinny but still has THAT jawline)

Maybe I shouldn’t go after Kelly Osbourne so harshly because she’s not the only celeb doing the reinvention thing. I think people are too quick to jump on the PR tricks bandwagon and fall for whatever spin the PRs put on things. The world would be a simpler place without PR people, wouldn’t it? Although Hollywood would completely cease to function.

Ahhhh… Rant over.

Actually, while I’m moaning about famous people, I might just mention that Taylor Momsen is a spastic and should be euthanised.

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9 Responses to “Queen Kelly? As if.”

  1. Kar September 16, 2010 at 17:30 #

    HAhaha I love that photo of Kelly before!! She looks like she has Halloween make up on!

    Fully agree about Taylor Momsen. I read somewhere that one of her bandmates said Taylor had her dog neutered and then brought in the removed ‘parts’ and set them on fire … wtf?!! Absolute weirdo. Must be eliminated.

    • Herself September 16, 2010 at 18:58 #

      She seriously needs to be taken out. And I don’t mean on a date. Grrrr.

  2. Emma September 16, 2010 at 22:06 #

    Hate Taylor Momsen, with a passion. I would love to be there when she realises what a little madam she has been. I’ll cringe for her.

  3. Anna September 17, 2010 at 00:01 #

    Can someone pleease make a Taylor Momsen hate-blog? I would contribute daily. I HATE HER!!!!
    and the new episode of gossip girl was the most beautiful 40 minutes of my life because she was nowhere to be seen!

    • Emma September 17, 2010 at 00:50 #

      Oh my god yes! So good without her. But, no Derota. Tear.

  4. Polkadot September 17, 2010 at 09:05 #

    Ha, I just did a post on Kelly because she has been ROCKING NY fashion week but I didn’t know about the accent or the Chase Crawford. That’s a bit lame. Have nice new hair by all means, but don’t change who you are.

    I just hope that if we ignore Taylor, she’ll go away. Please make her go away.

    Is it just me who would prefer Glee if they didn’t sing all the time?… *cowers*

    • Herself September 17, 2010 at 09:26 #

      You were *possibly* right to cower… :P joke! no, I totally heart every single moment of singing on Glee, it’s my favourite part. I am a serious musical junkie though… :)

      We’re really kicking off a “We hate Taylor Momsen” club here arent we?? :) Kinda glad.

      And yeah, Kelly O seems to have totally changed everything about her persona, no just her fashion sense. And it doesnt take a lot to look good in a dress when Marchesa personally gives you first choice of her NYFW dresses…xx

  5. ChickNamedHermia September 17, 2010 at 14:10 #

    Yay Tay-Mom grates on my nerves…she’s a kid who acts like she’s thirty…it’s ridiculous! Although I am loving her music *cringe*
    I’m really proud of Kelly though….I don’t think it’s a reinvention, I think she’s just genuinely growing up and maturing, which is great to see! You can see she has far more confidence now and is comfortable with herself…she was also the loud, ugly Osbourne and she became that as a defense, but now she sees she can be someone better and is making the effort!

    As for Glee, I was its biggest fan for the first half of Season 1, but then it went downhill…and the storylines were pretty awful…and the music wasn’t as good…and it became all about guest appearances….and every episode of Season 2 seems to have someone famous in it….I just don’t know anymore! I’ll wait and see how it turns out!

    • Herself September 18, 2010 at 00:05 #

      Maybe I am jumping to conclusions about Kelly and her new image/transformation, I might be biased because I’ve just always found her terribly annoying! :) I am far too in love with glee to even consider any problems it might have (totally looking at it with rose tinted glasses…) although I’m sure it isnt pleasing to many people :)

      Eeeeee blogger bash tomoro!! See you there Hermia xx

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